1. "I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying."
2. "My other car is a race car."
3. "Sorry for driving so close in front of you."
4. "I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting."
5. "I brake for donuts."
6. "My driving scares me too."
7. "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring alternative routes."
8. "If you can read this, I'm not driving fast enough."
9. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
10. "I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look."
Above is Funny car sticker sayings.
1. I'm not lost, I'm just exploring the rough.2. I'd rather be golfing.3. Keep calm and tee off.4. Grip it and rip it.5. I'm not a pro, but I sure can putt.6. Warning: May cause excessive celebration.7. Golf is my therapy.8. I'm not a slice, I'm a draw.9. Fore-get about it!10. In
1. Crafted with precision, engraved with passion.2. Turning metal into art, one engraving at a time.3. Elegance in every etch, perfection in every stroke.4. Where artistry meets craftsmanship, excellence is engraved.5. Engraving memories, one masterpiece at a time.6. Precision engraving,
1. Look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves.2. Aye, but every little helps.3. Waste not, want not.4. Tightening the purse strings.5. Make do and mend.6. Better to be tight with money than to be in debt.7. A penny saved is a penny earned.8. It's a long road that
Brothers are like superheroes in disguise.
1. The good lawyer is not the man who has an eye to every side and angle of contingency, and qualifies all his qualifications, but who throws himself on your part so heartily, that he can get you out of a scrape. - Ralph Waldo Emerson2. A lawyer's time and advice are his stock in trade. - Abraha
Good morning! Here are some beautiful sayings to start your day:1. The sun is a daily reminder that we too can rise again from the darkness, that we too can shine our own light. - S.Ajna2. Every morning we are born again. What we do today is what matters most. - Buddha3. The morning was full of
1. Sister from another mister2. Kindred spirits3. Two peas in a pod4. Birds of a feather5. Soul siblings6. Partner in crime7. Inseparable duo8. Two of a kind9. Best friends forever10. Like two peas in a pod
1. Life is short, buy the t-shirt.2. Keep calm and wear a funny t-shirt.3. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.4. Coffee, sarcasm, and t-shirts.5. Sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come.6. I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode.7. I run on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropr
1. Another year older, another year wiser. Happy Birthday!2. May your birthday be as special as you are.3. Wishing you a day filled with love, laughter, and all your heart desires.4. Celebrate today and make memories that will last a lifetime.5. Here's to another year of adventures and bles
1. Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. - John Wooden2. Believe you can and you're halfway there. - Theodore Roosevelt3. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer4.