Funny carpenter sayings
1. "Measure twice, cut once...or just eyeball it and hope for the best."
2. "I nail it every time...literally."
3. "I'm so good at carpentry, I could build a bridge and get over it."
4. "I saw, I conquered, I nailed it."
5. "I'm not just a carpenter, I'm a wood whisperer."
6. "I've got 99 problems, but a nail ain't one."
7. "I'm so good at carpentry, I could build a house of cards...and it would still be sturdier than some of my projects."
8. "I'm a carpenter, not a magician, but I can make your dreams of a beautiful home come true."
9. "I'm not just a carpenter, I'm a sawdust artist."
10. "I'm so good at carpentry, I could build a staircase to success...or at least to the second floor."
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