Witty sayings tumblr

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

4. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."

5. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

8. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just really good at trivial pursuit."

9. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."

10. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot of candy."

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