Funny cartoon quotes and sayings

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

3. "I have a feeling that if I don't set this right, I'll regret it for the rest of my life. I'll probably regret it even if I do set it right." - Calvin and Hobbes

4. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just in a constant state of awareness."

5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

7. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."

8. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."

9. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

10. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, we're just in a committed relationship."

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Funny mother birthday sayings

1. Mom, you're not getting older, you're just increasing in value like a fine wine!2. Happy birthday to the woman who gave me life and a lifetime supply of embarrassing stories to tell.3. Mom, you're the real MVP for putting up with me all these years. Happy birthday!4. They say age is just a

Good luck sports sayings

1. Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard.2. It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog.3. The only way to achieve the impossible is to believe it is possible.4. Success is where preparation and opportunity meet.5. Champions keep playing un

Shirt sayings for men

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Iconic british sayings

1. Keep calm and carry on.2. Bob's your uncle.3. It's not my cup of tea.4. Mind the gap.5. Cheerio!6. Blimey!7. Chin up.8. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.9. Budge up.10. It's raining cats and dogs.

Full sayings

Sure, here are a few popular full sayings:1. Actions speak louder than words.2. A penny saved is a penny earned.3. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.4. The early bird catches the worm.5. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.6. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.7. A st

Birthday sayings friend

1. Happy birthday to my amazing friend! May your day be filled with love, laughter, and all the things that bring you joy.2. Cheers to another year of friendship and memories! Wishing you a fantastic birthday filled with happiness and fun.3. On your special day, I want to remind you how gratefu

Comedy sayings and quotes

1. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.3. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.4. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.5. I'm not short, I'm fun-sized.6. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right wa

Resourcefulness quotes sayings

1. Necessity is the mother of invention. - Plato2. When the going gets tough, the tough get going. - Joseph P. Kennedy3. It's not about having the resources, it's about being resourceful. - Unknown4. The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter Drucker5. In the middle of diff

In one word sayings

perseverance

Ridiculous funny sayings

1. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.2. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.3. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.4. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?5. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.6. I'm not a mornin