Funny cat lady sayings
1. "I'm not a crazy cat lady, I'm just a dedicated feline enthusiast."
2. "My cats are my therapists, my confidants, and my best friends. Who needs humans?"
3. "I may have a few cats, but at least I'm not a hoarder... yet."
4. "My cats have trained me well. I am now a professional cat servant."
5. "I didn't choose the cat lady life, the cat lady life chose me."
6. "My cats are like potato chips - I can't have just one."
7. "I may be covered in cat hair, but at least I'm never lonely."
8. "I speak fluent meow. It's a skill that comes in handy when you have multiple cats."
9. "My cats are my soulmates. Who needs a significant other when you have purring companions?"
10. "I'm not single, I'm in a committed relationship with my cats."
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