Funny cold weather sayings
1. "I'm so cold, I'm considering hibernation until spring."
2. "I'm not sure if I'm shivering from the cold or just dancing to the beat of the frost."
3. "It's so cold, even the polar bears are wearing jackets."
4. "I've got 99 problems and the cold is all of them."
5. "Winter is nature's way of saying, 'Hey, remember how much you complained about the heat?'"
6. "I'm not sure if I'm breathing out steam or just practicing my dragon impersonation."
7. "I'm layering up like a cake because I'm so cold, I might as well be frozen dessert."
8. "My winter body is just my regular body with more layers."
9. "I've got icicles forming on my eyelashes, but at least my mascara is waterproof."
10. "I'm so cold, I'm considering moving to the equator just for the winter."
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