Funny cat sayings humor jokes
Sure, here are some funny cat sayings, humor, and jokes for you:
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I meow, therefore I am."
3. "I'm feline fine, thanks for asking."
4. "I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned... and fluffy."
5. "My cat is not spoiled, she's just well-loved."
6. "I'm not antisocial, I'm just pro-cat."
7. "I'm not a cat person, I'm a cat's person."
8. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just pretending to be a cat."
9. "I'm not a cat lady, I'm a feline enthusiast."
10. "I'm not a cat, I'm a purr-son."
I hope these bring a smile to your face!
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