Funny cat sayings tshirts

Here are some funny cat sayings that would be great for t-shirts:

1. "I do what I want, when I want, where I want... as long as my human says it's okay."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not a morning person... or an afternoon person... or an evening person."

4. "I'm not fat, I'm just fluffy."

5. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just plotting your demise."

6. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."

7. "I'm not talking to you until you give me treats."

8. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

9. "I'm not needy, I'm just in constant need of attention."

10. "I'm not a cat, I'm a master of relaxation."

These sayings can be paired with cute cat illustrations or designs to create fun and quirky t-shirts that cat lovers would enjoy wearing.

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