Mexican sayings about love funny

1. "Amor de lejos, amor de pendejos." (Love from afar, love for fools.)

2. "En el amor y en la guerra, todo se vale." (In love and war, anything goes.)

3. "El amor es ciego, pero los vecinos no." (Love is blind, but the neighbors aren't.)

4. "Más vale pájaro en mano que cien volando, pero si son guapos, que vuelen todos." (It's better to have a bird in hand than a hundred flying, but if they're handsome, let them all fly.)

5. "El amor es como la gripa, se pega de beso en beso." (Love is like the flu, it spreads from kiss to kiss.)

6. "En el amor, como en la guerra, todo se vale, menos perder." (In love, like in war, anything goes, except losing.)

7. "El amor es como la salsa, si no pica, no es amor." (Love is like salsa, if it doesn't sting, it's not love.)

8. "El amor es como el WiFi, a veces se desconecta sin razón." (Love is like WiFi, sometimes it disconnects for no reason.)

9. "El amor es como la lotería, si no te arriesgas, nunca ganas." (Love is like the lottery, if you don't take a chance, you never win.)

10. "El amor es como el baño, a veces huele mal pero hay que limpiarlo." (Love is like a bathroom, sometimes it stinks but you have to clean it.)

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