Funny catfish sayings

1. "I'm a catfish, not a mermaid - no need to be baited by my looks!"

2. "I may be a catfish, but I won't reel you in with lies!"

3. "Don't be fooled by my whiskers, I'm just a catfish in disguise!"

4. "I may not have nine lives, but I've got plenty of fishy stories to tell!"

5. "Just keep swimming, just keep catfishing - that's my motto!"

6. "I may not have claws, but I can still hook you in with my charm!"

7. "Catfish are like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get!"

8. "I may not be a purr-fect match, but I'll whisker you away with my wit!"

9. "Don't be koi with me, I'm just a catfish looking for some fun!"

10. "I may not have a tail, but I can still make a splash in your life!"

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