Funny catholic sayings
1. "I'm not a regular Catholic, I'm a cool Catholic."
2. "I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me...except parallel park."
3. "I'm not saying I'm a saint, but I do have a lot of experience with 'holy' moments."
4. "I'm not sure if I should pray for patience or just start a support group for people who annoy me."
5. "I'm not perfect, but I am forgiven...mostly because I keep going to confession."
6. "I may not be able to walk on water, but I can definitely trip over it."
7. "I'm not saying I'm a miracle worker, but I can turn water into coffee."
8. "I'm not sure if I should be praying for a sign or just better glasses."
9. "I'm not a morning person, but I am a 'say a Hail Mary before I get out of bed' person."
10. "I may not have all the answers, but I do have a rosary in my pocket just in case."
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