Funny chalkboard sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
4. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
6. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
9. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline."
10. "I'm not a chef, I'm an artist in the kitchen."
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1. La famiglia è il tesoro più grande. (Family is the greatest treasure.)2. Chi ha famiglia ha tutto. (Who has family has everything.)3. La famiglia è come un albero, le radici profonde non si spezzano mai. (Family is like a tree, the deep roots never break.)4. La famiglia è il cuore della vi
1. वफादारी एक अद्वितीय गुण है। (Loyalty is a unique quality.)2. जो वफादार होता है, वह हमेशा साथ रहता है। (One who is loyal always stays by your side.)3. वफादारी सच्ची मित्रता की नींव होती है। (Loyalty is the foundation of true friendship.)4. वफादारी मानवता की सबसे बड़ी गुणवत्ता है। (Loyalty
1. Eid Mubarak! May this special day bring peace, happiness, and prosperity to you and your loved ones.2. Wishing you a joyous Eid filled with love, laughter, and blessings.3. On this auspicious occasion of Eid, may all your prayers be answered and your heart be filled with joy.4. Eid is a ti
Here are some sayings related to September 11th:1. Never forget.2. United we stand.3. In remembrance of September 11th.4. Honoring the heroes of 9/11.5. Strength through unity.6. We will always remember.7. United in memory.8. Honor and remember.9. Tribute to the fallen.10. We will
1. A baby is a blessing, a gift from heaven above, a precious little angel to cherish and to love.2. A baby boy is a little miracle that never ceases to be miraculous.3. From the moment they placed you in my arms, you snuggled right into my heart.4. A baby boy may leave smudges in the house a
1. Wash your worries away2. Splish splash, I was taking a bath3. Get naked4. Flush away your troubles5. Squeeze the day6. So fresh and so clean7. Wash, brush, floss, flush8. Just add water9. Let it go10. Cleanliness is next to godliness
Game on like Donkey Kong!
1. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin2. I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. - Frank Sinatra3. Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson4. I wo
1. I'm not a regular burrito, I'm a cool burrito.2. Life is better with a burrito in hand.3. Burritos are like hugs, but edible.4. I don't always eat burritos, but when I do, I make sure it's a good one.5. Burritos: the ultimate comfort food that wraps you in deliciousness.6. In queso eme
1. When you're on fire, don't stop to admire the flames.2. Being on fire is a reminder to keep moving forward, no matter the obstacles.3. In the midst of the flames, find the strength to rise from the ashes.4. When you're on fire, let your passion burn brighter than your fears.5. Being on f