Funny childhood quotes and sayings

1. "I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes."

2. "I didn't do it, my imaginary friend did!"

3. "I'm not a princess, I'm a superhero!"

4. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized!"

5. "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring."

6. "I'm not a picky eater, I just have a refined palate."

7. "I'm not talking to myself, I'm having a meeting with my thoughts."

8. "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just waiting for the right moment."

9. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

10. "I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just full of energy!"

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Zen love quotes and sayings

1. Love is the bridge between you and everything. - Rumi2. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. - Buddha3. Love is the absence of judgment. - Dalai Lama4. Let the beauty of what you love be w

Gangsta sayings and phrases

1. I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.2. Keep it real or keep it moving.3. I run this city, don't forget it.4. I'm a boss, not a worker bee.5. Mess with me and you'll end up in a world of hurt.6. I hustle hard, no days off.7. Ain't nobody gonna bring me down, I'm too

Funny sayings about pumpkins

1. I'm just here for the pumpkin spice and everything nice.2. Life is gourd when you have pumpkins around.3. Pumpkin spice and everything nice, that's what autumn is made of.4. I'm falling for pumpkins, they're smashing!5. You're the pumpkin to my spice, the perfect pair.6. Pumpkin everyt

Famous sayings from stranger things

1. Friends don't lie. - Eleven2. Mornings are for coffee and contemplation. - Chief Hopper3. She's our friend and she's crazy! - Dustin4. I am on a curiosity voyage, and I need my paddles to travel. - Dustin5. I may be a pretty shitty boyfriend, but turns out I'm actually a pretty damn good

Sayings about calling people fools

1. Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.2. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.3. A fool and his money are soon parted.4. It is better to be a fool than to be dead.5. A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn

Cute sayings to hear everyday

1. You are loved.2. You make a difference.3. You are enough.4. You are capable of amazing things.5. You are a light in this world.6. You are valued.7. You are a blessing.8. You are beautiful inside and out.9. You are important.10. You are a gift to the world.

2017 conversation heart sayings

1. Be Mine2. Love You3. XOXO4. Hug Me5. Sweetheart6. True Love7. Kiss Me8. Cutie Pie9. My Love10. You Rock

Instagram profile sayings

1. Living my best life, one post at a time.2. Creating my own sunshine in a world full of clouds.3. Dream big, sparkle more, shine bright.4. Chasing dreams and capturing moments.5. Life is short, make every selfie count.6. Slaying the gram one post at a time.7. Happiness is a filter and

Sayings like dead men tell no tales

1. Silence is golden.2. The grave holds many secrets.3. The past is buried with the dead.4. A closed mouth catches no flies.5. Some things are better left unsaid.6. What's done is done.7. Let sleeping dogs lie.8. The dead speak no lies.9. Out of sight, out of mind.10. The less sai

You are the yin to my yang sayings

You are the yin to my yang, the light to my darkness, the calm to my chaos.