Funny christmas elf sayings

1. "I'm not short, I'm just elf-sized!"

2. "I'm on the nice list... most of the time."

3. "I'm not a regular elf, I'm a cool elf."

4. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red!"

5. "I'm not a morning elf, I'm a night elf in disguise."

6. "I'm just here for the cookies and milk, let's be real."

7. "I'm so good at wrapping presents, I could be Santa's right-hand elf."

8. "I'm like a Christmas tree, full of sparkle and a little bit prickly."

9. "I'm not a cotton-headed ninny muggins, I'm just a mischievous elf."

10. "I'm not just an elf, I'm a gift-wrapping ninja!"

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