Funny christmas sayings to put in cards
1. "Santa saw your Instagram posts, you're getting a dictionary for Christmas."
2. "May your Christmas be filled with joy, laughter, and lots of cookies (but mostly cookies)."
3. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red!"
4. "Christmas calories don't count, right? Asking for a friend."
5. "Wishing you a Christmas filled with more joy than a kid opening a present and finding an iPad."
6. "I'm dreaming of a silent night... without any relatives snoring on the couch."
7. "Christmas is a time for miracles, so let's hope my gift wrapping skills improve miraculously this year."
8. "May your Christmas be as bright as Rudolph's nose and as merry as Santa's laugh."
9. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where the only drama is in the movies we watch."
10. "Remember, it's not about the presents, it's about the presence... but presents are nice too."
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