Funny christmas tag sayings
1. "Santa, please define 'nice'."
2. "Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!"
3. "Dear Santa, I can explain..."
4. "All I want for Christmas is a nap."
5. "Don't get your tinsel in a tangle."
6. "Sleigh all day, party all night."
7. "I'm on the naughty list and I regret nothing."
8. "Christmas calories don't count, right?"
9. "Jingle all the way... to the buffet table."
10. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."
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