Funny church quotes and sayings

1. "I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness." - Emo Philips

2. "Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car." - Billy Sunday

3. "I'm not a fan of religion, but I am a fan of God. I believe in God, just not as a white man with a beard." - Tracy Morgan

4. "I don't care how many people attend church, I care how many people act like Christ outside of church." - Unknown

5. "The only time some people work like a horse is when the boss rides them." - Gabriel Heatter

6. "I'm not sure if God is a sports fan or not, but I do know he loves a good comeback." - Unknown

7. "If you're more focused on what you're wearing to church than what you're doing in church, you might need to reevaluate your priorities." - Unknown

8. "The church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints." - Pauline Phillips

9. "I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?" - Unknown

10. "If God is your co-pilot, swap seats." - Unknown

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Old school australian sayings

1. Fair dinkum - meaning genuine or true2. She'll be right - everything will be okay3. Strewth - an expression of surprise or disbelief4. No worries - don't worry about it5. G'day mate - a friendly greeting6. You beauty - an expression of excitement or approval7. Aussie as - very Austr

Caption sayings quotes

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Sayings about being funny

1. Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge2. A day without laughter is a day wasted. - Charlie Chaplin3. Life is better when you're laughing. - Unknown4. Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain5. If you can make people laugh, you can make them think.

Retirement sayings plaques

1. Retirement: It's not the end, it's a new beginning.2. Retirement is not the end of the road, it's the beginning of a new journey.3. Retirement: The beginning of a new chapter in life's book.4. Retirement is when you stop living at work and start working at living.5. Retirement: The rewar

Inspirational believe quotes sayings

1. Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle. - Christian D. Larson2. Believe you can and you're halfway there. - Theodore Roosevelt3. Believe in the power of your dreams and the strength of your spirit. - Unknown4. Bel

New zealand quotes and sayings

1. Kia ora - Maori greeting meaning be well or be healthy2. God's own country - Referring to New Zealand's natural beauty3. Sweet as - Kiwi slang for awesome or great4. Aotearoa - Maori name for New Zealand meaning land of the long white cloud5. She'll be right - Kiwi saying mean

Positive sayings the hart fonder

The heart grows fonder with distance.

Hard sayings to say

1. Sally sells seashells by the seashore.2. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?3. She sells sea shells on the sea shore; the shells that she sells are sea shells I'm sure.4. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.5. Unique New York, Unique New York,

Tcu sayings

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Doomsayings

1. The end is near, prepare for the apocalypse.2. The world is doomed, there is no hope for humanity.3. We are on the brink of destruction, the signs are all around us.4. The future is bleak, darkness is coming to consume us all.5. Repent now, for the end times are upon us.6. The world is