Funny church quotes and sayings
1. "I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness." - Emo Philips
2. "Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car." - Billy Sunday
3. "I'm not a fan of religion, but I am a fan of God. I believe in God, just not as a white man with a beard." - Tracy Morgan
4. "I don't care how many people attend church, I care how many people act like Christ outside of church." - Unknown
5. "The only time some people work like a horse is when the boss rides them." - Gabriel Heatter
6. "I'm not sure if God is a sports fan or not, but I do know he loves a good comeback." - Unknown
7. "If you're more focused on what you're wearing to church than what you're doing in church, you might need to reevaluate your priorities." - Unknown
8. "The church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints." - Pauline Phillips
9. "I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?" - Unknown
10. "If God is your co-pilot, swap seats." - Unknown
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