Funny church sign sayings
1. "Free WiFi, but no password needed to connect with God."
2. "God answers knee-mail."
3. "Don't make me come down there! - God"
4. "Exercise daily. Walk with God."
5. "Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet him."
6. "Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler."
7. "God is like a GPS, He'll reroute you when you're lost."
8. "Stop, drop, and roll won't work in Hell."
9. "The best vitamin for a Christian is B1."
10. "If you're praying for a sign, this is it!"
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Here are some popular bro shirt sayings from 2010:1. Bro, do you even lift?2. Suns out, guns out3. Bros before hoes4. Chicks dig the long ball5. I'm not a player, I just crush a lot6. Keep calm and bro on7. Bros for life8. Beer pong champion9. Bros with beards10. Bros do it better
1. A daughter is just a little girl who grows up to be your best friend.2. A mother's treasure is her daughter.3. A daughter is a mother's greatest gift.4. The love between a mother and daughter is forever.5. A daughter may outgrow your lap, but she will never outgrow your heart.6. A moth
1. Whooo's ready for a spook-tacular night?2. Owl always love Halloween!3. Hoot and holler, it's Halloween!4. Witch way to the party? Owl show you!5. Trick or tweet, it's Halloween!6. Owl be watching you this Halloween night.7. Hoo-ray for Halloween!8. Owl see you at the haunted house
1. Time is precious, but love is priceless.2. Love is not about how much time you spend together, but how much you make that time count.3. In the end, time and love are the only things that truly matter.4. Love is like a clock, it never stops ticking, even when time seems to stand still.5.
1. Sorceress2. Enchantress3. Hexen4. Hag5. Warlock6. Conjurer7. Spellcaster8. Coven member9. Magician10. Wiccan
1. If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.2. The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth.3. A tree cannot make a forest.4. The eye cannot see itself.5. When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.6.
1. Minnie Mouse is the epitome of grace and charm.2. In a world full of Mickey Mouses, be a Minnie Mouse.3. Minnie Mouse proves that you can be both sweet and strong.4. Behind every great mouse, there's a Minnie Mouse.5. Minnie Mouse teaches us that kindness is always in style.6. Minnie M
1. Thanks for celebrating with us and for not judging our questionable dance moves!2. We're grateful for your presence at our wedding, even if you did catch the bouquet and run!3. Thank you for the love, laughter, and slightly embarrassing stories you shared at our wedding!4. Your gift was so
1. Cheers mate, appreciate it!2. Thanks a bunch, legend!3. Ta very much, mate!4. You're a ripper, thanks!5. Too easy, thanks a million!6. Thanks a heap, cobber!7. Appreciate it, mate!8. Legend, thanks a lot!9. Too kind, mate, cheers!10. Thanks a ton, you're a legend!
1. A few fries short of a Happy Meal2. A few cards short of a full deck3. A few screws loose4. Not the brightest bulb in the box5. A few marbles missing6. A few sandwiches shy of a picnic7. A few bricks short of a load8. Not playing with a full deck9. A few kangaroos loose in the top paddock10. A fe