Funny clown sayings
1. "Why did the clown bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!"
2. "I asked the clown if he could juggle knives. He said, 'Sure, but I prefer cutting-edge comedy!'"
3. "Why did the clown go to the doctor? He was feeling a little funny!"
4. "What did the clown say to the magician? 'You can't pull the wool over my eyes, I've got big shoes to fill!'"
5. "Why did the clown wear loud socks? To make sure his feet didn't fall asleep during the show!"
6. "I told the clown he couldn't park his car in the circus tent. He said, 'Don't worry, I'll just clown around!'"
7. "Why did the clown bring a suitcase to the comedy club? He heard they were looking for some new 'luggage'!"
8. "What did the clown say when he lost his wig? 'I'm having a bad hair day!'"
9. "Why did the clown bring a map to the party? He didn't want to get lost in the fun!"
10. "I asked the clown if he wanted to hear a joke. He said, 'No thanks, I'm the one who's supposed to be funny!'"
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