Funny cocktail sayings
1. "I drink to make other people more interesting."
2. "Cocktails are like a hug in a glass."
3. "I'm not a heavy drinker, I'm a cocktail enthusiast."
4. "I like my cocktails like I like my jokes - strong and well-mixed."
5. "Life is too short for bad cocktails."
6. "I'm not drunk, I'm just cocktail-infused."
7. "In cocktails, we trust."
8. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool cocktail mom."
9. "Cocktails: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."
10. "I don't have a drinking problem, I have a cocktail solution."
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Arrr, matey! Ye be speakin' like a true pirate now! Aye, 'tis the pirate life for me!
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