Funny college sayings
1. "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just doing the most important assignments first."
2. "I have a degree in Netflix and a minor in Snacking."
3. "I put the 'stud' in 'student'... wait, that came out wrong."
4. "I'm not a morning person, I'm not an afternoon person, I'm barely even a person before 10am."
5. "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring alternative routes to my destination."
6. "I'm not a student, I'm a professional napper."
7. "I'm not skipping class, I'm just conducting a field study on the effects of missing lectures."
8. "I don't always study, but when I do, it's the night before the exam."
9. "I'm not failing, I'm just providing a valuable lesson in resilience."
10. "I may be broke, but at least my student loans are well-fed."
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