1. "He's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
2. "She's as sharp as a bowling ball."
3. "He's all hat and no cattle."
4. "She's a few fries short of a Happy Meal."
5. "He's as slow as molasses in January."
6. "She's a few sandwiches short of a picnic."
7. "He's as confused as a fart in a fan factory."
8. "She's as nutty as a fruitcake."
9. "He's as happy as a clam at high water."
10. "She's as mad as a box of frogs."
Above is Funny colloquial sayings.
1. Chi dorme non piglia pesci - He who sleeps doesn't catch any fish (meaning you have to be active to achieve success)2. Meglio un giorno da leone che cento da pecora - Better one day as a lion than a hundred as a sheep (encouraging bravery and courage)3. La gatta frettolosa fece i gattini
1. Beware; for I am fearless, and therefore powerful. - Frankenstein2. Life, although it may only be an accumulation of anguish, is dear to me, and I will defend it. - Frankenstein3. I ought to be thy Adam, but I am rather the fallen angel. - Frankenstein4. I do know that for the sympathy of
1. The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well. - Ralph Waldo Emerson2. The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. - Mark
1. See you later, alligator!2. In a bit, you cool critter!3. Catch you soon, big baboon!4. After a bit, clever kit!5. In a jiffy, spiffy hippy!6. Later, gator!7. After a while, crocodile!8. In a tick, slick chick!9. Bye for now, mooing cow!10. In a flash, groovy stash!
1. A smile is the prettiest thing you can wear, so take care of it with clever oral care.2. Don't be a plaque on society, brush and floss with regularity.3. Keep your smile bright, brush morning and night.4. A healthy mouth is a happy mouth, so brush, floss, and smile south.5. Don't rush wh
1. The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. - Socrates2. The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Nelson Mandela3. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs4. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a
1. Will you be my right-hand woman on the big day?2. I can't say 'I do' without you by my side. Will you be my maid of honor?3. I need my partner in crime for this wedding. Will you be my maid of honor?4. I can't imagine walking down the aisle without you. Will you stand by me as my maid of h
1. Privacy is like a unicorn - everyone talks about it, but no one has actually seen it.2. I value my privacy so much, I even keep my thoughts on a need-to-know basis.3. I'm so private, even my shadow needs permission to follow me.4. Privacy is the best policy - unless you're a celebrity, the
1. الصبر مفتاح الفرج (Patience is the key to relief)2. لا تحزن إذا غاب عنك من تحب، فربما يكون في غيابه خيراً لك (Do not be sad if the one you love is absent, as their absence may be for your own good)3. الحب وحده لا يكفي، يجب أن يكون مصحوباً بالثقة والاحترام (Love alone is not enough, it must
May your nightmares be filled with whispers of your own fears.