Funny comical quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to find the floor before the floor finds me."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist."
9. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."
10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
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Here are some cover photo ideas with sayings about God:1. Trust in the Lord with all your heart. - Proverbs 3:52. God is within her, she will not fall. - Psalm 46:53. Be still and know that I am God. - Psalm 46:104. I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me. - Philippians 4:135.
1. I loved you like a star loves the night sky, but you burned me like the sun burns the earth. 2. Love is a battlefield, and I am always the casualty. 3. I wear my heart on my sleeve, but you ripped it off and threw it away. 4. In a world full of temporary things, you were a perpetual ache i
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1. May 24th weekend: where the only thing getting lit is the barbecue!2. May 24th weekend: the official start of 'grill and chill' season.3. May 24th weekend: the only time it's acceptable to have a beer for breakfast.4. May 24th weekend: where the sun is shining, the drinks are flowing, and
1. Behind every successful man is a loving and supportive wife.2. A wife is a partner in life's journey, always by your side.3. My wife, my love, my everything.4. In her smile, I see my happiness.5. A beautiful soul, a loving heart, my wife.6. Forever grateful for the love of my life, my
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