Funny confucius quotes and sayings
1. "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot."
2. "Man who run in front of car get tired, man who run behind car get exhausted."
3. "Man who fart in church sit in own pew."
4. "Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok."
5. "Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time."
6. "Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."
7. "Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion."
8. "Man who sneeze without tissue take matters into his own hands."
9. "Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger."
10. "Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants."
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1. You make my heart skip a beat every time I see you.2. You are the sweetest thing that has ever happened to me.3. I fall more in love with you every day.4. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day.5. I am so grateful to have you in my life.6. You are the missing piece to my puzzle.7. I lov
Shah Waliullah was a prominent Islamic scholar and reformer from the Indian subcontinent. Some of his notable sayings include:1. The foundation of religion is the love of God, and the foundation of love of God is the knowledge of Him.2. Knowledge is the life of the mind.3. The heart is like a b
1. Justice doesn't always have to be black or white. Sometimes it's lightning.2. The storm is coming, and I am the lightning.3. In the darkness, I am the light that strikes fear into the hearts of criminals.4. I may be a storm, but I bring clarity and justice with my lightning.5. Evil may t
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1. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. - Phyllis Diller2. Smile, it is the key that fits the lock of everybody's heart. - Anthony J. D'Angelo3. A smile is the prettiest thing you can wear. - Unknown4. Every smile makes you a day younger. - Chinese Proverb5. Smile, happiness lo
Sure, here are some quotes and sayings organized by different themes:Love:1. The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. - Audrey Hepburn2. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle3. Love is not finding someone to live with, it's finding someone you can't live
1. Do or do not, there is no try.2. Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.3. In a dark place we find ourselves, and a little more knowledge lights our way.4. Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose.5. Wars not ma
1. Social distancing expert2. Quarantine and chill3. Flatten the curve4. Stay home, stay safe5. Wash your hands, save lives6. In this together, apart7. Pandemic warrior8. Essential worker, thank you9. 2020: The year of the mask10. Stronger together, even from a distance
1. Dad, you're sweeter than any candy bar!2. Thanks for always being the sweetest dad around!3. You're the king of the candy bar and our hearts, Dad!4. Dad, you're the perfect mix of sweet and strong, just like a candy bar.5. To the best dad in the world, you're our favorite treat!6. Dad,