Funny contractor sayings
1. "Measure twice, cut once...then realize you measured wrong and cut twice."
2. "I can fix anything...except my own procrastination."
3. "I'm not a magician, but I can make your money disappear."
4. "I'm not just a contractor, I'm a professional problem creator...I mean solver."
5. "I don't always make mistakes, but when I do, I blame the previous contractor."
6. "I'm not slow, I'm just on contractor time."
7. "I'm like a superhero, but instead of a cape, I wear a tool belt."
8. "I'm not just a contractor, I'm a master of the art of 'good enough'."
9. "I don't need luck, I have duct tape."
10. "Measure once, swear twice."
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