Funny contraversial stories sayings
Sure, here are a few funny and controversial sayings and stories:
1. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
2. "I asked my boss for a raise, and he told me to increase my productivity. So I started working on my resume."
3. "I tried to be a vegetarian, but bacon kept bringing me back."
4. "I told my parents I wanted to be a comedian. They laughed."
5. "I tried to lose weight by cutting out carbs, but then I realized bread is life."
6. "I told my friend I was going to start a band called '1023MB.' He said, 'That's a gigabyte.'"
7. "I tried to impress my date by cooking a fancy meal, but I accidentally set the kitchen on fire. We ended up ordering pizza."
8. "I told my therapist I have a fear of speed bumps. He told me I have a complex."
9. "I tried to organize a hide and seek competition, but it was a disaster. Good players are hard to find."
10. "I told my wife she should start a blog about our marriage. She said it would be too short."
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1. May the Lord bless you and keep you in the coming year.2. May God's peace and joy fill your heart in the new year.3. Wishing you a year filled with God's grace and blessings.4. May the light of Christ shine brightly in your life in the new year.5. May your faith be strengthened and your
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