Funny cornavirus sayings
1. "Quarantine: the only time it's socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day."
2. "I've been practicing social distancing for years, it's called avoiding people."
3. "I never thought the most valuable thing in my pantry would be toilet paper."
4. "I've washed my hands so much, I found a cheat code for life."
5. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just on mute."
6. "I never imagined that my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth."
7. "I've been training for social distancing my whole life, thanks to my awkwardness."
8. "I've reached the 'I talk to myself because I need expert advice' stage of quarantine."
9. "I used to cough to cover up a fart, now I fart to cover up a cough."
10. "I'm starting to understand why pets try to run out of the house when the door opens."
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