Funny country sayings for signs
1. "Git along, little doggies!"
2. "Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"
3. "Don't squat with your spurs on."
4. "I'm so country, I sweat sweet tea."
5. "If the creek don't rise and the hogs don't get loose."
6. "I'm as happy as a tick on a fat dog."
7. "You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear."
8. "I'm so country, I can milk a cow blindfolded."
9. "I'm finer than frog hair split four ways."
10. "I'm so country, I can find a needle in a haystack."
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