Funny cowboy sayings
1. "Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"
2. "I'm so poor, I can't even pay attention."
3. "He's as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."
4. "If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there."
5. "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him understand quantum physics."
6. "He's all hat and no cattle."
7. "I'm so country, I piss moonshine."
8. "He's as useless as a screen door on a submarine."
9. "I'm so country, I can milk a cow blindfolded."
10. "He's as crooked as a dog's hind leg."
Above is Funny cowboy sayings.
1. Pain is temporary, pride is forever.2. The miracle isn't that I finished. The miracle is that I had the courage to start.3. Run the mile you're in.4. The only bad run is the one that didn't happen.5. When your legs get tired, run with your heart.6. Run like you stole something.7. Emb
1. You have the right to remain corny!2. Donut underestimate the power of the law!3. Freeze! You're under a-maize!4. Stop! In the name of the corn!5. You're in a lot of trouble, kernel!6. We're popping in to enforce the law!7. Don't be a husk-tive member of society!8. Corn on the cob,
1. You are not an accident. Your parents may not have planned you, but God did. He wanted you alive and created you for a purpose.2. God changes caterpillars into butterflies, sand into pearls, and coal into diamonds using time and pressure. He's working on you too.3. The best use of life is lo
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1. In the dark, we find the light within ourselves. 2. The darkest nights produce the brightest stars. 3. Sometimes the darkest moments can bring us to the brightest places. 4. The night is darkest just before the dawn. 5. In the darkness, we often find our true selves. 6. The shadows are
1. I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.3. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.4. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.5. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?6. I'm
1. Curiosity killed the cat.2. Mind your own beeswax.3. Snooping can lead to trouble.4. Don't poke your nose where it doesn't belong.5. Ask no questions and you'll be told no lies.6. If you go looking for trouble, you'll find it.7. Eavesdroppers hear no good of themselves.8. Don't be
1. As light as air.2. Breathe in the fresh air.3. Like a breath of fresh air.4. Airy-fairy.5. In the air.6. Clear the air.7. Blowin' in the wind.8. Air on the side of caution.9. Air out your grievances.10. Light as air, strong as the wind.
1. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.2. I'm not high maintenance, I'm just high on life... and maybe a little mascara.3. I woke up like this... flawless... and by 'this' I mean a hot mess.4. Beauty is power; a smile is its sword... and a good concealer is its shield.5. I'm not perfect
1. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.2. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.3. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.4. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?5. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.6. I'm not a mornin