Funny death sayings
1. "I told you I was sick."
2. "Well, that escalated quickly."
3. "I guess this is one way to go out with a bang."
4. "At least I won't have to worry about paying taxes anymore."
5. "Looks like I won't be winning any awards for longevity."
6. "I always said I wanted to die laughing, but this isn't what I had in mind."
7. "I guess I won't be needing that retirement plan after all."
8. "I hope they have WiFi in the afterlife."
9. "Well, this is one way to make an exit."
10. "I always knew I was a real heart-stopper."
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