Funny death sayings

1. "I told you I was sick."

2. "Well, that escalated quickly."

3. "I guess this is one way to go out with a bang."

4. "At least I won't have to worry about paying taxes anymore."

5. "Looks like I won't be winning any awards for longevity."

6. "I always said I wanted to die laughing, but this isn't what I had in mind."

7. "I guess I won't be needing that retirement plan after all."

8. "I hope they have WiFi in the afterlife."

9. "Well, this is one way to make an exit."

10. "I always knew I was a real heart-stopper."

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