Funny doctor sayings
1. "I told my patient that laughter is the best medicine, but he died laughing."
2. "I asked my patient if he had any allergies. He said, 'Yes, I'm allergic to doctors.'"
3. "I told my patient to take two aspirin and call me in the morning. He called me from the pharmacy asking how to open the bottle."
4. "I asked my patient if he had any medical history. He replied, 'I once had a cold, but I got better.'"
5. "I told my patient that he needed to lose weight. He said, 'I already lost 200 pounds.' I asked how, and he said, 'I divorced my wife.'"
6. "I asked my patient if he was taking his medication. He said, 'No, I'm saving them for a rainy day.'"
7. "I told my patient that he needed to quit smoking. He said, 'I'll quit when they make cigarettes in pill form.'"
8. "I asked my patient how he was feeling after surgery. He said, 'Like a million bucks... in debt.'"
9. "I told my patient that he needed to exercise more. He said, 'I do, I walk to the fridge every night.'"
10. "I asked my patient if he had any concerns. He said, 'Yes, I'm worried that my insurance won't cover your sense of humor.'"
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