Funny drinking card sayings
1. "I'm not a heavy drinker, I'm a light thinker."
2. "I drink to make other people more interesting."
3. "I'm not drunk, I'm just chemically inconvenienced."
4. "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a professional drinker."
5. "I'm not sure if I should have another drink... said no one ever."
6. "I don't have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution."
7. "I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by your presence."
8. "I only drink on days that end in 'y'."
9. "I'm not a wine snob, I'm a wine enthusiast."
10. "I'm not drinking alone, I'm social distancing from sobriety."
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