Funny drinking quotes and sayings
1. "I drink to make other people more interesting." - Ernest Hemingway
2. "I have mixed drinks about feelings."
3. "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a fun enthusiast."
4. "I don't have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution."
5. "I'm not drunk, I'm just chemically inconvenienced."
6. "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy." - Frank Sinatra
7. "I drink coffee because I need it, and I drink alcohol because I deserve it."
8. "I'm not saying I'm Wonder Woman, I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room after a few drinks."
9. "I'm not drunk, I'm just embracing my inner pirate."
10. "I don't always drink, but when I do, I'm usually awesome."
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