1. "I'm not a regular drinker, I'm a cool drinker."
2. "I have mixed drinks about feelings."
3. "I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you."
4. "I'm not a wine snob, I'm a wine enthusiast."
5. "Sip happens."
6. "I make pour decisions."
7. "Drink responsibly, don't spill it."
8. "Wine a little, laugh a lot."
9. "Alcohol you later."
10. "I'm on a whiskey diet, I've lost three days already."
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1. The kitchen is the heart of the home.2. Good food is all the sweeter when shared with good friends.3. Cooking is love made visible.4. In the kitchen, we are all equal.5. Life is short, eat the dessert first.6. A recipe has no soul, you as the cook must bring soul to the recipe.7. The
1. As strong as a brick wall.2. Built like a brick house.3. Hit me like a ton of bricks.4. Brick by brick.5. Built on a solid foundation.6. Hard as a brick.7. Tough as bricks.8. Sturdy as a brick.9. Like a brick in the wall.10. Laid like a brick.
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