Funny pirate quotes and sayings
1. "Why did the pirate go to the Apple store? To get a new iPatch!"
2. "I'm not a pirate, I just have a lot of arrrrrgyle socks."
3. "Why did the pirate take a shower before walking the plank? He wanted to be clean off the deck!"
4. "What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's 'R', but it's actually the 'C' they love."
5. "I'm not a pirate, I just have a parrot that likes to squawk like one."
6. "Why did the pirate refuse to say 'Aye Aye Captain'? He didn't want to repeat himself!"
7. "Why did the pirate break up with his girlfriend? She was always stealing his heart!"
8. "What do you call a pirate who skips class? Captain Hooky!"
9. "Why did the pirate go to the doctor? He had a severe case of scurvy jokes!"
10. "I asked a pirate for some dating advice. He said, 'Just arrrrsk her out!'"
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