Funny driving quotes and sayings
1. "I don't run from my problems, I drive away from them in my car."
2. "I'm not a bad driver, I'm just an expert at finding creative parking spots."
3. "I'm not speeding, I'm just testing the limits of my brakes."
4. "I don't always drive, but when I do, I prefer to tailgate."
5. "My driving skills are so good, even the GPS gets lost."
6. "I'm not a road rage expert, I just have a strong opinion about bad drivers."
7. "I'm not a reckless driver, I just have a lead foot."
8. "I don't need therapy, I just need a long drive with the windows down."
9. "I'm not lost, I'm just taking the scenic route."
10. "I brake for no one, except squirrels."
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