Funny drug quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not addicted to drugs, I'm addicted to escaping reality."
2. "I don't have a drug problem, I have a reality problem."
3. "I tried to sniff coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose."
4. "I don't do drugs, I just like the way they smell."
5. "I'm not high maintenance, I'm high on drugs."
6. "I'm not a drug addict, I'm a connoisseur of altered states of consciousness."
7. "I don't need drugs to be crazy, I am naturally insane."
8. "I don't do drugs, I am drugs."
9. "I'm not on drugs, I'm just naturally high on life."
10. "Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route."
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