Funny drunk christmas sayings
1. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."
2. "I'm dreaming of a silent night, but knowing me, it'll probably end up being a loud one."
3. "I'm dreaming of a sober Christmas... just kidding, pass the eggnog!"
4. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where I don't embarrass myself at the office party... but who am I kidding?"
5. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas miracle: waking up without a hangover."
6. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where the only thing getting lit is the tree."
7. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where my family doesn't find out how much I've had to drink."
8. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where my mistletoe kisses don't end in regret."
9. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where the only thing getting stuffed is the turkey... not me."
10. "I'm dreaming of a Christmas where my eggnog-to-eggnog ratio is just right... but who am I kidding, it's always too much eggnog."
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