Funny early morning sayings
1. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
2. "I woke up like this... tired."
3. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a morning zombie."
4. "I need a coffee the size of my head to function in the morning."
5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a morning unicorn - rare and magical before 10 am."
6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a morning disaster waiting to happen."
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a morning grumpasaurus."
8. "Rise and shine? More like rise and whine."
9. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a morning ninja - silent, but deadly until I've had my coffee."
10. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a morning sloth in need of caffeine."
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