Funny elderly sayings
1. "I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned."
2. "I'm not over the hill, I'm just on top of it."
3. "I'm not old, I'm a classic."
4. "I'm not aging, I'm just increasing in value."
5. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."
6. "I'm not old, I'm just vintage."
7. "I'm not old, I'm just a little wrinkled."
8. "I'm not old, I'm just a recycled teenager."
9. "I'm not old, I'm just a survivor of many decades."
10. "I'm not old, I'm just a fine wine getting better with age."
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