Funny end of year sayings
1. "May your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions."
2. "My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey."
3. "I can't believe it's been a year since I didn't become a better person."
4. "May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door."
5. "New Year's resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time."
6. "I'm starting over. A new pattern of thoughts, a new wave of emotions, a new connection to the world, a new belief system in myself."
7. "May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!"
8. "New Year's resolution: To remember to write '2023' instead of '2022' for at least the first few months."
9. "May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door in the New Year."
10. "My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating... starting tomorrow."
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1. Не в тому щастя, що маєш, а в тому, що не втратив. (Happiness is not in what you have, but in what you have not lost.)2. Де багато сліз, там і веселка. (Where there are many tears, there is also a rainbow.)3. Не кажи гоп, поки не перестрибнеш. (Don't say hop until you've jumped over.)4.