Funny english quotes and sayings
1. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
2. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
6. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
7. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
9. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just sarcastic."
10. "I'm not a chef, I just play one in my kitchen."
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1. The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir2. The higher you climb, the better the view. 3. Life is better in the mountains.4. The mountains are my happy place.5. Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world.6. In the mountains, you find peace.7.
1. If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together. - African Proverb2. Gratitude is the best attitude. - African Proverb3. When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb4. A grateful heart is a magnet for miracles. - African Proverb5. The best way to thank the creato
1. Here's to love, laughter, and happily ever after.2. Today a bridesmaid, tomorrow a wife, forever your best friend for life.3. May your love be modern enough to survive the times, but old-fashioned enough to last forever.4. Love is not about how much you say 'I love you,' but how much you c
1. Adventure awaits.2. Explore, dream, discover.3. Not all who wander are lost.4. The mountains are calling and I must go.5. Life is a journey, not a destination.6. Collect moments, not things.7. Embrace the journey.8. Adventure is out there.9. Let's get lost.10. Travel far, trave
1. Susegad - This is a popular saying in Goa that means to relax and take it easy.2. Feni for the wini - Refers to the local liquor, feni, which is a popular drink in Goa.3. Sorpotel and sannas - Refers to a traditional Goan dish made with pork and served with rice cakes.4. Tinto - Refers to
Here are some engineering-related sayings that would be great for t-shirts:1. I'm an engineer, I solve problems you don't know you have in ways you can't understand.2. Trust me, I'm an engineer.3. Engineering: where the impossible becomes possible.4. Keep calm and let the engineer handle it.
1. Fire is the test of gold; adversity, of strong men. - Martha Graham2. When you pass through the fire, you will not be burned. - Isaiah 43:23. The fire you kindle for your enemy often burns yourself more than him. - Chinese Proverb4. Fire is the test of matter, the test of life, the test of
1. May your birthday be as special as you are!2. Wishing you a day filled with love, laughter, and all your heart desires.3. Here's to another year of blessings and adventures. Happy birthday!4. May your birthday be the start of a year filled with good luck, good health, and much happiness.5
1. Faster than a speeding bullet.2. In the blink of an eye.3. Quick as a flash.4. Like lightning.5. In the snap of a finger.6. Swift as the wind.7. Like greased lightning.8. As fast as a cheetah.9. In the blink of an eye.10. Quicker than you can say Jack Robinson.
1. Your attitude determines your direction. - Unknown2. Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference. - Winston Churchill3. Attitude is a choice. Happiness is a choice. Optimism is a choice. Kindness is a choice. Giving is a choice. Respect is a choice. Whatever choice you make makes