Funny exercise quotes and sayings

1. "I exercise because I love my body, not because I hate it. Well, maybe a little bit because I hate it."

2. "I don't sweat, I sparkle."

3. "I workout because I know I would be the first to die in the Hunger Games."

4. "Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!"

5. "I exercise because I love the feeling of being strong...and also because I love pizza."

6. "I run because punching people is frowned upon."

7. "Sweat is just fat crying."

8. "I exercise so I can lift my wine glass without spilling it."

9. "I workout because I really love food and I don't want to give it up."

10. "I exercise because I want to live long enough to be a burden to my children."

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