Funny father son sayings

1. "I told my son, 'You will marry the girl I choose.' He said, 'No way!' I told him, 'She is Bill Gates' daughter.' He said, 'Okay.' I called Bill Gates and said, 'I want your daughter to marry my son.' Bill Gates said, 'No way!' I told my son, 'It's your lucky day!'"

2. "My son asked me, 'Dad, what's it like to be married?' I replied, 'It's like a deck of cards. At the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.'"

3. "I asked my son what he wanted to be when he grows up. He said, 'I want to be a comedian.' I said, 'Well, you can't do both.'"

4. "My son told me, 'Dad, I'm cold.' I said, 'Go stand in the corner.' He asked, 'Why?' I replied, 'Because it's 90 degrees.'"

5. "I told my son, 'I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.' He said, 'What's it about?' I said, 'It's impossible to put down.'"

6. "My son asked me, 'Dad, can you put my shoes on?' I said, 'I don't think they'll fit me.'"

7. "I told my son, 'I'm going to stand outside. If anyone asks, I'm outstanding.'"

8. "My son said, 'Dad, can you make me a sandwich?' I said, 'Poof! You're a sandwich.'"

9. "I asked my son if he wanted to hear a joke about construction. He said, 'Sure.' I replied, 'Oh, never mind. I'm still working on that one.'"

10. "My son asked me, 'Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?' I said, 'No sun.'"

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