Funny fathers day sayings

1. "Dad, you're the man, the myth, the legend...and the one who always knows where the remote is."

2. "Dad, you're like a fine wine - you only get better with age...and you make me want to nap."

3. "Dad, you're not just a father, you're a dad joke extraordinaire."

4. "Dad, you're the reason I have a great sense of humor...or at least that's what you keep telling me."

5. "Dad, you're the king of the grill, the master of the lawn mower, and the champion of dad bods everywhere."

6. "Dad, you're the only one who can make me simultaneously roll my eyes and laugh out loud."

7. "Dad, you're the original DIY expert - you can fix anything with duct tape and a little bit of dad magic."

8. "Dad, you're the reason I know all the words to 'dad rock' songs...and I secretly love it."

9. "Dad, you're the ultimate superhero - you may not wear a cape, but you can definitely fix anything with your super dad powers."

10. "Dad, you're the reason I have such high standards for dad jokes...and you never disappoint."

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