Funny sayings on lawyers

1. "Lawyers are like nuclear warheads: they have a half-life of 30 years."

2. "A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes even tell the truth."

3. "Lawyers are like mushrooms – keep them in the dark and feed them manure."

4. "Why did the lawyer cross the road? To get to the ambulance chasing convention."

5. "Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished."

6. "A good lawyer knows the law; a great lawyer knows the judge."

7. "The only thing more expensive than a good lawyer is a bad one."

8. "Lawyers are like onions – they have layers, make you cry, and are best kept in the fridge."

9. "Why don't lawyers go to the beach? Cats keep trying to bury them in the sand."

10. "Lawyers are like vampires – they only come out at night and suck the life out of you."

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