Funny fathers day sayings greeting cards
1. "Dad, you're the man, the myth, the legend. Happy Father's Day!"
2. "Thanks for always being there to fix things, Dad. Even when you couldn't fix my broken heart after my first breakup."
3. "Dad, you may not be a superhero, but you're pretty close in my book. Happy Father's Day!"
4. "To the man who taught me how to drive, how to fish, and how to avoid doing the dishes. Happy Father's Day!"
5. "Dad, you're the reason I have such high standards for men. Thanks for setting the bar so high!"
6. "Thanks for always embarrassing me with your dad jokes, Dad. It wouldn't be Father's Day without them!"
7. "Dad, you're the only one who can make me laugh and roll my eyes at the same time. Happy Father's Day!"
8. "To the man who taught me the importance of hard work, dedication, and the occasional nap on the couch. Happy Father's Day!"
9. "Dad, you may not always be right, but you're never wrong. Happy Father's Day!"
10. "Thanks for being the best dad a kid could ask for. Even if you did make me eat my vegetables. Happy Father's Day!"
Above is Funny fathers day sayings greeting cards.
1. Ang taong nagmamahal ng tapat, may pagnanakaw na hindi napapansin. 2. Kapag may tiyaga, may nilaga. Pero kapag wala kang tiyaga, wala kang luto. 3. Kapag may isinuksok, may madudukot. Pero kapag walang isinuksok, baka naman gutom lang. 4. Ang pag-ibig parang gulong, minsan nasa taas, minsa
1. I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.2. I'm not weird, I'm limited edition.3. I'm not insane, my mother had me tested.4. I'm not crazy, I'm just creatively insane.5. Normal is boring, crazy is fun!6. I may be crazy, but at least I keep it interesting.7. Embrace the
1. Stay where you're to 'til I comes where you're at. - Wait for me to come to you.2. Long may your big jib draw. - Wishing someone good luck or success.3. What's for ye won't go by ye. - What is meant to happen will happen.4. You can't tell the length of a dog's tail by its bark. - Don't ju
1. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. - Wayne Gretzky2. It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game. - Grantland Rice3. The only way to win is to learn faster than anyone else. - Eric Ries4. Life is a gamble, so roll the dice. - Unknown5. Luck is what happens when p
1. We're all mad here.2. Take some more tea, the March Hare said to Alice, very earnestly.3. It's always tea-time.4. Have I gone mad? I'm afraid so, but let me tell you something, the best people usually are.5. No room! No room! they cried out when they saw Alice coming.6. Twinkle, twinkl
1. Powerstroke: all noise, no power.2. Real trucks don't need powerstrokes.3. Powerstroke: compensating for something.4. Powerstroke: the sound of trying too hard.5. Powerstroke: all show, no go.6. Powerstroke: more smoke than power.7. Powerstroke: the sound of inefficiency.8. Real en
1. I'm not crying, I'm just practicing my opera vocals.2. I may be small, but I have big dreams.3. Naptime is my happy hour.4. I'm the boss, my parents just don't know it yet.5. I'm not a regular baby, I'm a cool baby.6. I'm just here for the milk and cuddles.7. I'm too cute for bedtime
1. As the crystal's energy flows, so does my healing and growth.2. In the stillness of the crystal, I find peace and balance within myself.3. With each breath, I absorb the healing energy of the crystal.4. The crystal's vibrations align with my own, bringing harmony and healing.5. Through t
1. Distance means so little when someone means so much. 2. True friends are never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart.3. Distance cannot separate true friends. 4. Even though we are miles apart, you are always in my heart. 5. Distance gives us a reason to love harder. 6. In the en
1. Music is the strongest form of magic. - Marilyn Manson2. Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono3. Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals4. Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow5. Wi