Funny fifty birthday sayings

1. "Fifty is the new forty... until you try to party like you're twenty!"

2. "At fifty, you're officially a vintage model - with a few dents and scratches, but still running strong!"

3. "Fifty and fabulous - just like fine wine, getting better with age!"

4. "They say life begins at fifty... I say it's when the fun really starts!"

5. "Fifty and feeling nifty - who says getting older can't be a blast?"

6. "Half a century old and still kicking butt - watch out world, here comes the fifty-year-old!"

7. "Fifty is the perfect age - old enough to know better, young enough to still do it anyway!"

8. "Happy 50th birthday! Remember, you're not over the hill, you're just reaching the peak of awesomeness!"

9. "Fifty and fabulous, just like a vintage car - classic, stylish, and still turning heads!"

10. "Congratulations on turning fifty! May your wrinkles be few and your laughter lines many!"

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