Funny football sign sayings
1. "Our defense is like a broken pencil...pointless!"
2. "Our team is so good, even the referees are cheering for us!"
3. "We may be a small team, but our kicks are mighty!"
4. "We're not just a team, we're a touchdown waiting to happen!"
5. "Our team is like a fine wine, we get better with age...and practice!"
6. "We may not be the biggest players, but we've got the biggest hearts!"
7. "We're not just playing football, we're playing mind games with the other team!"
8. "Our team is so fast, we leave skid marks on the field!"
9. "We may not have a mascot, but we've got plenty of bite on the field!"
10. "We're not just a team, we're a touchdown machine!"
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