Pens with funny sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm energy efficient."
3. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
4. "I'm not a morning person, don't talk to me until my coffee does."
5. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."
6. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
7. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
8. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
9. "I'm not sarcastic, I'm just fluent in smartass."
10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
Above is Pens with funny sayings.
1. You are the sunshine that brightens my day and the moonlight that guides me through the night.2. My love for you is like a never-ending melody, always playing in my heart.3. You are the missing piece to my puzzle, completing me in every way.4. In your arms, I have found my home, my sanctua
1. Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. - Les Brown2. The moon is a friend for the lonesome to talk to. - Carl Sandburg3. Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon. - Paul Brandt4. We are all like the bright moon, we still have our d
1. Ave Caesar, morituri te salutant - Hail Caesar, those who are about to die salute you2. Veni, vidi, vici - I came, I saw, I conquered (Julius Caesar)3. Si vis pacem, para bellum - If you want peace, prepare for war4. Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori - It is sweet and fitting to
1. Up North - Referring to the northern part of Michigan, a popular destination for outdoor activities and relaxation.2. Yooper - A term for people from the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.3. Mackinac Bridge is closed due to high winds - A common joke about the bridge connecting the Upper and Lowe
1. I'm not drunk, I'm just speaking in cursive.2. I'm not slurring my words, I'm speaking in italics.3. I'm not tipsy, I'm just creatively hydrated.4. I'm not drunk, I'm just practicing my dance moves in slow motion.5. I'm not under the influence, I'm just enhancing my personality.6. I'm
Here are a few sayings of Jesus about love from the Bible:1. A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another. - John 13:342. Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind. This is the first and greatest comma
1. A mother's love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty2. A mother's love is like a beacon, guiding us through life's stormy seas. - Unknown3. A mother's love knows no bounds and is unconditional in its depth. - Unknown4. A mother's love is
1. The dead are always watching.2. Ghosts never truly leave us.3. Whispers in the dark are the voices of the departed.4. The past is never truly buried.5. The shadows hold secrets of the past.6. The echoes of the past linger in the present.7. The spirits of the forgotten seek to be reme
1. Gratitude turns what we have into enough.2. Give thanks for a little and you will find a lot.3. Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings.4. Gratitude is the best attitude.5. Thankful, grateful, blessed.6. In all things, give thanks.7. Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life.8.
1. I got friends in low places - Garth Brooks2. She thinks my tractor's sexy - Kenny Chesney3. I'm just a whiskey drinkin', cowboy chasin', helluva time - Eric Church4. I'm as free as a bird now - Lynyrd Skynyrd5. I walk the line - Johnny Cash6. Life's a dance, you learn as you go - John